#WHAT SHOULD BINGHAMTON CALL ME

Satire, GIFS, and sheer Binghamton mockery, all at a public school price.

OBAMA IS COMING TO BINGHAMTON. Here’s a humor article I wrote about it.

thebingbutt:

imageBinghamton residents and students are invited to follow the President along his tour route, provided that they follow the President’s hand drawn and assuredly accurate map.

  

The rumors have been confirmed: President Obama will be stopping at Binghamton, Gem of the Southern Tier, on his tour of Upstate New York.

You might be thinking, “Why Binghamton?” But we of the Student Association Programming Board say, “Why not!” Here’s our meticulously-planned itinerary for the first, but hopefully not last, annual Obama Day!

THURSDAY AUG 22

10:00 PM- Expected Arrival Time
Obama will arrive via private bus at the downtown Binghamton station,

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BING PEOPLE: Follow me on twitter, I’m semi-funny there too! And for every new follower I get from this post for the next 3 days, I will post another binghamton GIF on this tumblr! 100 % deadass. Starting now. GO. 

https://twitter.com/darianlusk